The Great Pink Paratora Crashout™
Apr. 23rd, 2025 11:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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Kantaro
Yaho~! It’s VISTY’s super photogenic Kantaro 🦄✨
Yaho~! It’s VISTY’s super photogenic Kantaro 🦄✨
Reo
How’s everyone doing? It’s Akanyatsura’s cutie, Reo-kun~ 🥰💕
How’s everyone doing? It’s Akanyatsura’s cutie, Reo-kun~ 🥰💕
Kantaro
Did everyone watch the video? I did a lot, right~ 🫶
Did everyone watch the video? I did a lot, right~ 🫶
Kantaro
True colors!? Huh!? What?? What do you mean??????
True colors!? Huh!? What?? What do you mean??????
Reo
No no, I said too much just now lol
I haven’t forgotten when you got caught by Shiki and did #that 😏
No no, I said too much just now lol
I haven’t forgotten when you got caught by Shiki and did #that 😏
Kantaro
You didn’t have to pay attention to that!!!!!!!
You didn’t have to pay attention to that!!!!!!!
Reo
Well, I’ve always had a feeling, but 😏😏😏😏
Well, I’ve always had a feeling, but 😏😏😏😏
Kantaro
Hold on!!! Are you trying to ruin my cute image???
Hold on!!! Are you trying to ruin my cute image???
Reo
As I thought, I’m the representative cutie rapper after all~ 🥹
As I thought, I’m the representative cutie rapper after all~ 🥹
Kantaro
No way!! I’m the cutest!!
No way!! I’m the cutest!!
Reo
Really~? Let’s have the heads pick which of us is cuter then ✌️
Really~? Let’s have the heads pick which of us is cuter then ✌️
Kantaro
Fine!!!!!
Fine!!!!!
Kantaro
Oh but how will they pick?
Oh but how will they pick?
Reo
The heads will ask us questions and we’ll compete by replying cutely. Time limit is 20 minutes!! Like “if you were a snack, what snack would you be?”
The heads will ask us questions and we’ll compete by replying cutely. Time limit is 20 minutes!! Like “if you were a snack, what snack would you be?”
Kantaro
You’re on!!! Everyone! Please ask us good questions!!!
You’re on!!! Everyone! Please ask us good questions!!!
Reo
Everyone~! Questions, please~ 🥺
Everyone~! Questions, please~ 🥺
Fan
When you eat cake, do you eat the 🍓 first❓ Or would you save it for last❓
When you eat cake, do you eat the 🍓 first❓ Or would you save it for last❓
Kantaro
I’d give it to you 🫶
I’d give it to you 🫶
Fan
What animal do you think you’re like?
What animal do you think you’re like?
Reo
A baby bunny 🐇💕
A baby bunny 🐇💕
Fan
Hey hey tell us what fruit you would be~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey hey tell us what fruit you would be~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reo
I’d be a cherry 🍒
I’d be a cherry 🍒
Fan
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be?
Kantaro
Peach I think 🫶
Peach I think 🫶
Fan
What’s your cuuuuuutest charm point?
What’s your cuuuuuutest charm point?
Kantaro
My big round eyes! ✨
My big round eyes! ✨
Fan
Kantaro-kun, when do you feel most happy~? 🧸
Kantaro-kun, when do you feel most happy~? 🧸
Kantaro
When I get to see Stellas’ smiles 🥰
When I get to see Stellas’ smiles 🥰
Fan
Cast a magic spell on me!!!!
Cast a magic spell on me!!!!
Kantaro
Fall in love with meee 🥰
Fall in love with meee 🥰
Fan
If the word “cute” didn’t exist in this world, how would I express cuteness?! 🤔💖
If the word “cute” didn’t exist in this world, how would I express cuteness?! 🤔💖
Reo
You’d use the word “Reo-kun” then 🥰
You’d use the word “Reo-kun” then 🥰
Fan
What sweet wagashi would you be~? 😋
What sweet wagashi would you be~? 😋
Fan
If you were to give just one present to the people in your group, what would you give them~??? ♡
If you were to give just one present to the people in your group, what would you give them~??? ♡
Reo
I think I’d give them my cute smile ✌️
I think I’d give them my cute smile ✌️
Fan
What pose do you make when taking pictures 🥰??
What pose do you make when taking pictures 🥰??
Fan
Reo-kun is the cutest 🥰🥰🥰
Reo-kun is the cutest 🥰🥰🥰
Reo
Right~? 🥺
Right~? 🥺
Fan
What position do you sleep in~?
What position do you sleep in~?
Kantaro
I sleep while hugging my bear 🐻💕
I sleep while hugging my bear 🐻💕
Reo
If you say you love me, I’ll love you too!
If you say you love me, I’ll love you too!
Fan
If I said “I love youuu!” how would you reply~??
If I said “I love youuu!” how would you reply~??
Kantaro
I love you a million times more 🫶
I love you a million times more 🫶
Fan
I love you, Kancharo~ 🩷🩷🩷🩷
I love you, Kancharo~ 🩷🩷🩷🩷
Kantaro
I love you more 🫶
I love you more 🫶
Fan
Please say something cute 🥺🫶
Please say something cute 🥺🫶
Reo
Hey you like me right? I LOVE you~!
Hey you like me right? I LOVE you~!
Fan
Favorite ice cream flavor!!!???? 🍨
Favorite ice cream flavor!!!???? 🍨
Fan
How would you respond if you were eating something and someone asked you for a bite???
How would you respond if you were eating something and someone asked you for a bite???
Reo
None for youuu 🥰
None for youuu 🥰
Fan
Kantaro if you see this I’ll repay you with a million likes
Kantaro if you see this I’ll repay you with a million likes
Kantaro
Noticedd 💕
Noticedd 💕
Fan
Everything about Kantaro-kun is so cute!!!!! How are you so cute!?!? 😭😭😭
Everything about Kantaro-kun is so cute!!!!! How are you so cute!?!? 😭😭😭
Kantaro
Because I’m me 🥺💓
Because I’m me 🥺💓
Fan
Please say something to give me good dreams,,,! 💭
Please say something to give me good dreams,,,! 💭
Reo
Can Reo-kun come hang out with you in your dreams? 🥺
Can Reo-kun come hang out with you in your dreams? 🥺
Fan
What do you say when you find someone during hide and seek~?
What do you say when you find someone during hide and seek~?
Fan
Please say something to make me melt 🫶
Please say something to make me melt 🫶
Reo
You wanna hang out with me? Then let’s hang out together 🥺💖
You wanna hang out with me? Then let’s hang out together 🥺💖
Fan
What would be your cute excuse if you overslept??
What would be your cute excuse if you overslept??
Kantaro
I had a dream about you and I didn’t wanna wake up 🥰
I had a dream about you and I didn’t wanna wake up 🥰
Fan
I love Kantaro even now, but I want you to say something that will make me love you more and more 🥺💕
I love Kantaro even now, but I want you to say something that will make me love you more and more 🥺💕
Kantaro
I’ll never let you go 🥰🫶
I’ll never let you go 🥰🫶
Reo
And done!
And done!
Kantaro
Whaat~? Already!? But I can keep going!!!
Whaat~? Already!? But I can keep going!!!
Reo
Rules are rules. Now everyone, tell us who the winner is! We’ll give you one minute~ 🫶
Rules are rules. Now everyone, tell us who the winner is! We’ll give you one minute~ 🫶
Kantaro
Ehh, both?
Ehh, both?
Reo
This is a pretty good competition. There are a lot of heads saying both!
This is a pretty good competition. There are a lot of heads saying both!
Kantaro
But I feel like there are more people saying me
But I feel like there are more people saying me
Kantaro
What are you talking about?? Stellas are way stronger 😡
What are you talking about?? Stellas are way stronger 😡
Reo
But we have a strong bond with 6MEN because we’re family, it’s differenttt
But we have a strong bond with 6MEN because we’re family, it’s differenttt
Kantaro
Huh!? We’re bound to Stellas by fate, we definitely won’t lose!!!!
Huh!? We’re bound to Stellas by fate, we definitely won’t lose!!!!
Reo
6MEN are better!!!!
6MEN are better!!!!
Kantaro
Stellas are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stellas are better!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reo
We could probably keep going like this forever right?
We could probably keep going like this forever right?
Kantaro
I agree 😇
I agree 😇
Kantaro
And we’re on the same side in BoU so there’s no point in fighting here lol
And we’re on the same side in BoU so there’s no point in fighting here lol
Reo
Exactly
Exactly
Kantaro
Well as long as we can agree we’re both cute, I’ll take it ✌️
Well as long as we can agree we’re both cute, I’ll take it ✌️
Reo
Because we are cute!
Because we are cute!
Kantaro
Yup yup~ 🥰💕
Yup yup~ 🥰💕
Reo
Oh times almost up?
Oh times almost up?
Kantaro
Uwaa! You’re right 🤯 If you guys enjoyed our gaming video, don’t forget to like and subscribe~ 🥰✌️
Uwaa! You’re right 🤯 If you guys enjoyed our gaming video, don’t forget to like and subscribe~ 🥰✌️
Reo
Ah!! I’ve always wanted to try saying that 🥺 It’s like being a streamer
Ah!! I’ve always wanted to try saying that 🥺 It’s like being a streamer
Kantaro
Then you can close us out~! I’ll be going now! Bye VISTY 🦄💕 I love you all~ 🥰🥰🥰
Then you can close us out~! I’ll be going now! Bye VISTY 🦄💕 I love you all~ 🥰🥰🥰
Reo
Everyone~, if you thought “Reo-kun is so cute!” then hit like and subscribe~ 🥰 Please look forward to who will come tomorrow at about 1 P.M.~! Bye-byeee 🫶💕
Everyone~, if you thought “Reo-kun is so cute!” then hit like and subscribe~ 🥰 Please look forward to who will come tomorrow at about 1 P.M.~! Bye-byeee 🫶💕
1 Incredibly hilarious that Reo kinda says something like “your fucked up true colors” which is giving like. “watch your fucking language” LMAO [↑]
2 A mochi-like snack. [↑]
3 Presumably talking about the pose where you make an apple with your hands and “bite” it to turn it into a heart. That being said, LOONA IS CANON IN PARADOX LIVE????? [↑]
4 Might be a reference to Reo’s lyrics in 29 Verse. [↑]
5 Might be a reference to the Love Live! AiScream song that went viral recently. That being said, Love Live is also canon in Paradox Live?????? [↑]
6 I held myself back from translating this as “uwu.” You’re welcome. [↑]
7 What Akanyatsura call their fans, literally “sixth person” (as in the sixth member of their family). For the purpose of making it sound like a fandom name for the ensuing argument, I’ve used the way it appears in Zen’s verse from This Is How We Roll. [↑]
